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Zombieland

The late 2000s were a wild time full of eyeliner, heavy bangs, and Jesse Eisenberg. On this week's episode, we explore the seminal classic Zombieland, which mostly holds up except for its excessive whiteness, indigenous erasure, and overt fatphobia. But Woody Harrelson in a snake-skin jacket is very hot so it's worth a watch.

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The Gingerdead Man

Are you missing the holidays already? Extend that holiday terror with this barely a B-movie starring Gary Busey. This week Abby and Rebecca talk about whether or not a cookie could drive a car, very questionable baking practices, and a boring shoehorned romantic subplot.

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May the Devil Take You

Happy holidays! We're celebrating with a DOUBLE DROP!

Get ready for some Sam Raimi-esque body horror because May the Devil Take You is PACKING. Celebrate the holidays with gore galore this year.

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Rubber

Happy holidays! We're celebrating with a DOUBLE DROP!

Rubber is a 2010 movie about a homicidal car tire that hates women - enjoy!

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Halloween (1978)

Happy Halloween (in 11 days) and HAPPY EPISODE 100!!!

It's our centennial episode and we are celebrating with a seasonal classique: John Carpenter's Halloween. Join us as we follow a bunch of teenagers walking around on the same two sidewalks for 90 minutes and watch Michael Myers do theatrical murders!

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Ginger Snaps

**This episode has a content warning for self harm and suicide**

Abby and Rebecca talk about coming of age werewolf film, Ginger Snaps! We're talking practical effects, wigs, and the ever-present older dude in a van that dealt drugs at your high school.

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The Menu

Ralph Fiennes was made in a lab to play Chef Julian Slowick, and we were made in a lab to be depressed pieces of sh*t that discuss The Menu! Also please note that we unfortunately pronounce Ralph Fiennes's name incorrectly 500 times.

Movie discussion begins at 9:32

CW for sewerside 54:20 - 54:30

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The Battery

After an unplanned hiatus due to personal life side quests, we have made our triumphant return! In this edition, we discuss 2012 independent horror flick, The Battery.

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Swimfan

For this episode, we thought it would be fun to revisit an early 2000's problematic fave, but it turns out it's more problematic than fave! Despite a sparkling cast (aka Shiri Appelby from Roswell), this movie is misogynistic and pretty upsetting! Petition to ban all white male writer, director, producer teams?

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Scary Movie

One of us has a deep and abiding love of the Wayans brothers and the other one just hasn't been living life to the fullest! In this edition, we talk about Scary Movie, which has held up incredibly well for a spoof movie from 2000. Listen now!

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Slumber Party Massacre

This long-awaited episode covers Slumber Party Massacre. Amy Holden Jones directs this cult camp classic. Abby and Rebecca talk over-indulgent boobs, slug murder, and an unmasked killer who loves his power tool!

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Spring

Would you give up eternal life for an average white man with one shirt? We grapple with this and other questions in our episode on Spring (2014), directed by some white guys (Justin Benson and Aaron Moorhead).

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The Lure

We know covering a Polish horror-musical about mermaids is sooo basic, but bear with us.

The Lure (2015) is a weird masterpiece that further confirms that men are trash, contains some true bangers, and is all around a confusing viewing experience. 10/10!.

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Get Out

Happy Black History Month!

We are finally watching Get Out! We've been waiting a while to cover this movie because we didn't think we were equipped to talk about it, and we still aren't. Still, we give it our all and chat about this once in a generation masterpiece.

Also, we open this episode by talking about Survivor, but never fear! You're in the right place.

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My Bloody Valentine (1981)

Happy Harry Warden Day to all who celebrate!

In this edition, we get Valentine Bluffs-pilled and prepare to move to a remote mining town obsessed with Valentine’s Day. Plus, we play another round of “Would We Even Have Horror Movies If Men Would Just Get Therapy.” Thank you all for being our precious Valentines!

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The Love Witch

CW This episode has mentions of self harm, suicide, and sexual assault.

A visual stunner and a conceptual “huh, why?” all in one! We’re covering the Love Witch, a drop dead gorgeous movie that really wanted to subvert traditional gender roles and we really wanted it to shut up about it already. We’ll get into it all, and more!

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Frozen (2010)

Even though climate apocalypse is upon us and it’s 60 degrees in January, we’re celebrating winter with a chillingly stupid horror flick from grade-a ding dong, Adam Green; Frozen! You won’t find Anna and Elsa in this movie, but there are unrealistic wolf attacks, a strong misogynistic undercurrent, and a Kirkland brand Zac Efron.

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Black Christmas (2019)

Happy holidays you ho ho hos! This week, we continue our time honored tradition of covering a version of Black Christmas each holiday season. We have made it to 2019, which means someone else needs to remake Black Christmas before next year. Enjoy, and all the warmest wishes!

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Psycho (1960)

Abby and Rebecca are back to chat about Hitchcock’s Psycho, along with our burgeoning fixation on cutie pie Anthony Perkins. Plus, we discuss all the ways Marion Crane could have been a more effective thief!

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#Alive

**This ep has a cw for suicide and self harm

Be warned - we have access to JSTOR again so it’s OVER for you bitches. This week, we’re chatting about Korean zombie flick #Alive, set in a Rear Window-esque apartment setup but with flesh eating. It’s sad, funny, gross, and SSC approved!

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